Random Internet moments with Clo

Apologies will be included in this letter, choicetheory.

Fri, 04 May 2012 07:26:13 -0400

Apologies will be included in this letter, choicetheory.

hellz yeah.

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 04:37:44 -0400

hellz yeah.

bunnyfood: He looks very concerned OH MY GOD I CAN’T...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:12:19 -0400

bunnyfood:

He looks very concerned

OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS <3 <3

Why yes, I no longer live in NYC and I am also apparently really...

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 07:47:19 -0500

Why yes, I no longer live in NYC and I am also apparently really late on the “fuck i’m in my twenties” Tumblr, but watch me not care and share this anyway because SO TRUE.

“Seriously, please use less tongue”

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 07:38:08 -0500

“Seriously, please use less tongue”

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether: Marlene Dietrich and The...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 05:32:22 -0500

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Marlene Dietrich and The Beatles

George, forever the most adorable.

delacroix: imnotyogi: toptumbles: Even worse than a...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:50:17 -0500

delacroix:

imnotyogi:

toptumbles:

Even worse than a friendzone

I’m getting sick of the term friendzone.

Me too. And, more than that, I’m sick of the people using it.

Women are told almost constantly—by the media, the government, and the overall attitude of society—that our bodies don’t fucking belong to us. The mythical friendzone is just another way for misogynists to enforce that idea while getting to play the victim.

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 13-19, 2012 - The Frisky

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:03:35 -0500

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 13-19, 2012 - The Frisky:

choicetheory:

monkeygal:

thefrisky:

There is only so much you can do to make people be more honest with you. If they’re going to be jerks, then you just have to see it for what it’s worth and go with it. Otherwise, trying to reform anyone now will only make you lose your mind and your faith in humanity. Don’t let that one a-hole ruin your party!

I am not a horoscope type of girl — but I’m all about this one.

Ha. I’m not even an Aquarius, but I’ll get behind this one too! So maybe it’s less horoscope, more general wisdom.

This is so spot on with my life right now I should consider changing my birthday. The stars have spoken!

"First, the obvious. Cynthia Nixon "knows" that her being gay is a choice in the same way that I "know" my being gay is an inborn trait. We just feel it. Of course, sheer introspection is not a sound epistemological method by any stretch — for either of us! — but in lieu of a credible and falsifiable explanation, it's all we have. So in this case, it's not even a situation of respectful disagreement, but personal truth: Nixon is not telling me that I chose to be gay, but that she did. I can't possibly know whether or not that is true because I do not inhabit Cynthia Nixon's body and mind."

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:43:26 -0500

"First, the obvious. Cynthia Nixon "knows" that her being gay is a choice in the same way that I "know" my being gay is an inborn trait. We just feel it. Of course, sheer introspection is not a sound epistemological method by any stretch — for either of us! — but in lieu of a credible and falsifiable explanation, it's all we have. So in this case, it's not even a situation of respectful disagreement, but personal truth: Nixon is not telling me that I chose to be gay, but that she did. I can't possibly know whether or not that is true because I do not inhabit Cynthia Nixon's body and mind."

16 February 2004 @ 6:30 p.m.

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:48:53 -0500

excerptsfromoldlivejournals:

title: anyone?

current mood: annoyed

not even my dog likes me now. i keep calling her, but she just doesn’t want to come and sit here by me. why? what have i ever done to you doggy? fed you? walked you in the dead of winter? given you treats? awwww, i love my dog anyways. and i know she loves me!! hehe, i’m such a dork.

Everyone follow this Tumblr immediately.

laughingsquid: Breaking Bad Valentines Day Cards This actually...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 18:05:30 -0500

laughingsquid:

Breaking Bad Valentines Day Cards

This actually made me a tiny bit thankful that Valentine’s Day exists.

Still the best thing to happen to Tumblr.

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 03:04:24 -0500

fuckyeahjacqueschirac:

It was either that or a debrief on Lebanese geopolitics over Christmas dinner.

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 06:35:34 -0500

Grandpa: So, when are they converting you to Islam? Are you going to start wearing the veil soon?
Me:...
Me: If they manage to convert me to Christianity, that'll be impressive enough.

Schmoliday schmeason

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 15:06:20 -0500

Me: Thanks
Me: Have a good weekend/holiday celebrations if you're into that
LK: I will be celebrating Bah Humbug. but enthusiastically.

I cannot stop laughing at how hilarious and disturbing this...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 09:26:07 -0500

I cannot stop laughing at how hilarious and disturbing this Tumblr is.

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Sun, 13 Nov 2011 05:17:13 -0500

Employing the logic our society uses concerning rape:

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 04:52:28 -0400

Anyone talking is asking to be interrupted.

Anyone carrying money is asking to be robbed.

Anyone eating is asking to choke.

Anyone drinking is asking to be drugged.

Anyone walking is asking to be tripped.

Anyone with a face is asking to be punched.

Anyone with a heart is asking for a heart attack.

Anyone with arteries is asking for an aneurysm.

Anyone not wearing a breastplate is asking to be stabbed.

Anyone not wearing a bulletproof vest is asking to be shot.

Photo

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 01:45:12 -0400

actually lulzing

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:03:24 -0400

actually lulzing

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Mon, 19 Sep 2011 14:31:54 -0400